There's good news today, with the government's announcement that it's going to build twenty new university campuses around the UK.  You've got to hand it to Labour, they know what's worrying us middle class parents. With a campus on every street corner, a university education will become a ticket to a lifetime on the tills at McDonalds.

Which means I'm not going to have to pay for three kids to get a university education. I can retire after all!