According to Mr FM, the Health & Safety Executive has closed down his local branch of Riding for the Disabled because its toilet facilities were "not compliant with the Disability Access Act".

Upon hearing this, I remarked that it didn’t seem too unreasonable to expect an organisation that handles disabled people to have DAA compliant loo facilities …. big mistake(!). As Mrs FM pointed out once she had dropped the piece of ‘fourbetwo’ she was hitting me with (the doctors say that the kidney bleeding should clear up in four to six weeks) those punters that aren’t very disabled (i.e. at least 100% black blind) are quite capable of using a common or garden kharzi: however the overwhelming majority of them are so bl**dy disabled they have colostomy bags!